Am I dead?
Am I? Because I sure as heck feel like it!
Not really!
I started running last night and it sucked. Yup, you read that right, every single step I took sucked. I was gasping for breath and my legs burned, but I kept going and lemme just tell you something! As soon as I slapped my porch rail I felt amazing. I had the most euphoric feeling ever! I experienced a runner's high for the first time in my life and I can honestly say I am hooked.
Then...the craving for doughnuts hit me
DUN DUN DUN
So I went to Walmart...
...and I bought some
THEN
I brought them home, sat them on my kitchen counter poured a glass of orange juice
and walked away.
I KNOW!
I'm still in shock too! They are still sitting there, less the ones previous mentioned man of dreams has scarfed down. This is a small victory to me and I can honestly say I am very very proud of myself. I even said to myself as I walked down the hall and drank my juice 'One day I'll look back and say I'm glad I didn't eat that doughnut.'
And so will everyone else.
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